🚀💸 Hold onto your moon rocks, fam, because we’re diving into the wild world of Samuel Blenkin, the space-hopping superstar from "Alien: Earth"! This dude, aka Boy Kavalier, can do absolu-tea anything, including taking calls with his FEET! 👣📞 Like, what even is this? Is he fluent in foot-ology or just trying to flex on the haters? Imagine having that kind of power—calling your boss while doing the cha-cha 🤡💀. “Hey, just checking in, *wiggles toes* can I get a raise?” 😂 No cap, that’s some *galaxy brain* maneuvering right there! According to inside sources (aka my imagination), he said, “Why use your hands when you can be a foot ninja?" 😂✨ Meanwhile, I’m still out here trying to figure out how to tie my shoes. 🥴 But hold up! Let’s talk about how this concept could CRUSH the tech world. Foot phones are next, mark my words! 📲👣 Future starters are gonna roll into meetings, foot-dials blazing, and we'll all be like “This is fine” as they walk away with our salaries! 🔥 Prediction: In 2025, tech will be so chaotic, we’ll all be giving presentations using our toes. So, brace yourselves! The *stoink* levels will be immeasurable! 💥💰 #FootFoneFuture