🚨📱💥 ATTENTION, iPhone ZOMBIES! You ever feel like your life is a sitcom with an iPhone-shaped laugh track? 🎭 Well, *buckle up*, because our buddy here just dropped the hottest plot twist since that time *Drake pointed at his phone* like it was the last slice of pizza! 🍕🔥 So this legend decided to ditch his faithful iPhone—like a true “cringe” moment at a family BBQ—only to realize that switching to Android is like jumping from the Titanic into a shark-infested sea. 🦈💀 "I thought I was just migrating to another smartphone, but it feels like moving countries...without a passport," he said, as his friends seethe with envy over his lack of AirDrop. 😱✈️ Imagine losing your digital life like it’s a bad Tinder date. "Hey Siri, where's my decade of memories?!" Yikes! 😬 Now he’s deep in the Android jungle suffering from “iFOMO” (iPhone Fear of Missing Out) while trying to figure out how to FaceTime with a *Google Duo* (????) and thinking, "This is fine." 🔥🐶 🤔 Time for a prediction: By 2025, we’ll all be using memes to communicate instead of texting because, you know, *logic is dead.* 💀 Get ready for meme-to-meme dating apps! Who’s ready to date *SpongeBob*? 😭💔🚀 #MemeLife #Stonks