🎒📚 Buckle up, fellow scholars and procrastinators! Your cringe-inducing back-to-school shopping spree is about to turn into a full-on meme-fest! 😂💀 Say goodbye to your summer of freedom and hello to the rush of slapping your credit card like it owes you money! 💳💥 🎧 Don’t be that loser in class without *noise-canceling headphones*—that's basically a middle finger to the entire universe. 🚫✋ Here’s a hot tip: snag those bad boys on sale before they disappear like your motivation in week 3! 🏃💨 And what’s that? Laptops? 🤖💻 More like LACKtops if you don’t score a hefty discount on those premium gaming rigs! C’mon, you need to play the latest AAA title while pretending to study for mid-terms. #Stonks 📈🔥 One "leaked" convo I overheard in the dorms: 👩‍💻 "Dude, I’m about to spend $200 on dorm decor." 👨‍💻 "You mean overpriced dust collectors? At least get some *actual* essentials, like a pizza subscription!" This is fine...until it’s exam week and you’re on a diet of instant ramen. 🍜💔 🔥 So here’s the hottest take: If you’re not loading your cart with overpriced essentials and pretending you’ll use them, are you even a student? 😏💯 Keep it chaotic, fam! 🤡🚀💰