🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Broadcom Just Gave Us More Cash Than a Simp on Valentine's Day! 💸💔 Listen up, fam! ✨ Our favorite chip-chompers 📈 at Broadcom just served a spicy income report hotter than your mom’s secret salsa recipe. They raked in a whopping **$16 BILLION** this Q3 — that's up 22% year-over-year! 🤑💥 Rumor has it the CEO, Hock Tan, is now officially the *King of Stonks* (or is it *Stonks Supreme*? 🌌) with AI revenues blasting off like they just hit the dopamine jackpot. 63% increase to **$5.2 billion** 😱💻? Call the ambulance, 'cause that's lit! 🔥 Leaked CEO quote: “Honestly, we just threw a party for our AI chips and they invited the whole market!” 🍾🚀 #Visionary In other news, Hock Tan predicts Q4 will be even more 🔥 than your cringe TikTok dance moves. The analysts are like “This is fine” while holding their popcorn 🤡🍿, trying to cope with his predictions. Mark my words, y’all: The next step is Broadcom's AI chips taking over the world! 🤖 So, keep your eyes peeled for your fridge to start texting you about snacks! And remember: If AI can crank up profits like this, we might just be days away from AI voting on our next president! 🤯💀✨ #ChaosTheory