🚨🛑 BREAKING NEWS: Broadcom's VMware Prices Got Educators Like... 🤡💸💀 Yo fam, remember when schools were like, “Let’s use VMware and save the day!” during COVID? 👩‍🏫💻 Well, guess what? Instead of ‘learning outcomes,’ all they got was a new Broadcom price tag that’s higher than my grade in calculus 😭📉. A REAL IT pro said, “These prices are more prohibitive than my parents’ reaction to my programming career choices.” 💔🥴 Can we get a “This is fine” meme in here or what? 🔥🔥 Meanwhile, Broadcom is out here flexing like they just dropped a mixtape, and it’s straight FIRE 🔥🔥. But like… for the price of a Tesla? 🚗💰 As if virtual classrooms were like “Stonks!” 📈 when the truth is, it’s more like *“Cope.”* Imaginary Developer Chat: - Dev #1: "Bro, why are we charging schools more?!" - Dev #2: “Did you hear? They’re trying to fund the next space mission!” 🚀🤖 Here’s the tea: 🚨 Hold on to your butts because I predict we’ll soon have a new reality where kids use chalk again because BROADCOM’S GOT THEM IN A CHOKEHOLD! 👏💀💔 #BackToTheDarkAges Now that’s some chaos! Share this madness! 💥💥