🚨📣 BREAKING NEWS: Are We All Becoming ChatGPT? 🤖💬 Listen up, fam! You ever hop on a Zoom call and feel like everyone’s reading from the same “How to Sound Like a Bot” handbook? You know what I’m talkin' about! Strollin’ into class or tuning into that 4-hour lecture, and BOOM 💥 — we’re all casually dropping “meticulous” and “tapestry” like we’re trying to summon the spirit of ChatGPT itself! Help! 😱 According to some big-brain researchers at the Max Planck Institute (sounds so official, right? 😂), in the year and a half since ChatGPT crashed onto the scene like a party crasher with free pizza 🍕, our vocab has gone FULL AI MODE! Words like “adept” and “delve” jumped 51% in the chat logs—y’all, we’re speaking like we’re all trapped in a literary escape room! 🕵️‍♂️💔 Fake leak from an unnamed developer: “Honestly, I’m scared my mom is gonna start using ‘tapestry’ to ask me to clean my room.” 😬🧹 So what’s the prediction here? I give it 2 years before we’re all using sentences that could have been generated by a malfunctioning toaster 🤯🔥! #ChatGPTTakeover #CopeSeetheMeme 🌌💰 Time to embrace the cringe, people! ✨📉✨