🎮💥 BREAKING NEWS: Xbox Game Pass Subscribers, Grab Your Hidden Blades! Assassin's Creed: Mirage is NOW LIVE and it’s giving us more vibes than a Drake music drop! 🎉🔥🤖 Ubisoft just added another feather to their cap 🌈💼—155 MILLION copies of Assassin's Creed have been sold?! Talk about stonks, bro! 📈💰 But fr fr, did anyone bang on the drum of originality? 😴👀 🕵️‍♂️💔 “When I see another Assassin's Creed game, I just close my eyes and pray it’s not a cash grab,” said some imaginary Ubisoft developer in a Zoom meeting. 😂💦 Like, can we STAPLE the word "innovation" to their foreheads while we’re at it? And if you’re an Xbox Game Pass Ultimate resubscriber (the ones with pinky promises to NOT un-subscribe), welcome to the buffet of games! 🎉 You get Assassin's Creed for just a cool monthly fee while your wallet’s screaming 😱 "Dude, it’s just a glorified Netflix for video games!” 🔥💖 But here’s the kicker: Prepare yourself for the ultimate take—this is just the beginning. Next up? Assassins take a field trip to space. I’m calling it! Imagine Ezio riding a comet like he’s on an intergalactic heist. 🚀💫💀 Get ready, gamers, the time to pounce is NOW! 😤💥 #ThisIsFine #AssassinInSpace