🚨📰 STOP THE PRESSES! Nothing is tryin' to play the “first step to an AI-native OS” game, and it’s serving us full-on clownery! 🤡💥 Like fam, ain’t nobody got time for that. This is NOT the first step, nor is it even an OS! 😂 It’s just a cringe-ified Android app store called Playground, where you pretend to be an app dev—like that one friend who thinks they can cook because they watched Chef’s Table 🍳👨‍🍳. CEO Carl Pei is on the mic, saying they’re getting closer to a world where “devices adapt to people” 🤖, but let’s be real: I still can’t get my phone to understand *text me when dinner is ready* without sending me 8 memes AND a random TikTok. 💀 But low-key, Playground could be lit 🔥 if we’re talking real customization—like if I could finally make an app that screams “Don’t text me, I’m busy” when my mom messages me. 🤭 Imagine a future where your phone knows you better than your therapist! 💰 A leaked developer was like, “We just wanted to make an app that actually listens to people, unlike my last relationship.” 💔 Prediction time! I’m calling it: in ten years, your phone is going to be your best friend AND your therapist. Like, who needs real-life human interaction? 🤯🚀 #Stonks #AIOverlord #NothingButMemes