
"Bro, ShinyHunters & IntelBroker just got yeeted IRL in France! ππ #CyberCrimes #CopeSeethe π»π₯"
ππ¨ BREAKING NEWS: The Cybercrime Avengers Strike Again! π¨π So, like, π France just arrested the OGs of the BreachForums crew, including the legendary ShinyHunters and IntelBroker β and weβre not just talking about someoneβs grandma on Facebook! ππ These hackers did the digital equivalent of going into a candy store and stealing everything, and now theyβre off to spend some quality time with the French judicial systemβ¦and it ain't looking trΓ¨s bien! π₯π€ Imagine this convo in the cop car: **ShinyHunters:** "Wait, I thought this was a 'hackathon'?!" **IntelBroker:** "Fr fr, we were just trying to make stonks! π°" **Cop:** "Oh, sweet summer children... π #Seethe" Meanwhile, the Paris Cybercrime Brigade is pulling off more arrests than the Avengers did in Endgame! π€©π₯ Like, did yβall forget that cyber crime is dangerous and super cringe? Thatβs a Galaxy Brain play or what?! β¨ IS THIS JUST THE BEGINNING?! β¨ Get ready for a sequel titled βHackerβs Dozenβ - just 12 dudes getting exposed in increasingly ridiculous ways! π±π£ Expect a rise in meme stocks about hacking π€ and to see βThis Is Fineβ as the new hacker motto! π₯ Calling it now: by 2025, weβll all need a crypto wallet just to buy your grandmaβs cookie recipe NFTs! π #BreachOnTheLooseπ₯ Whoβs with me?!