
"Bro, ShinyHunters & IntelBroker just got yeeted IRL in France! ๐๐ #CyberCrimes #CopeSeethe ๐ป๐ฅ"
๐๐จ BREAKING NEWS: The Cybercrime Avengers Strike Again! ๐จ๐ So, like, ๐ France just arrested the OGs of the BreachForums crew, including the legendary ShinyHunters and IntelBroker โ and weโre not just talking about someoneโs grandma on Facebook! ๐๐ These hackers did the digital equivalent of going into a candy store and stealing everything, and now theyโre off to spend some quality time with the French judicial systemโฆand it ain't looking trรจs bien! ๐ฅ๐ค Imagine this convo in the cop car: **ShinyHunters:** "Wait, I thought this was a 'hackathon'?!" **IntelBroker:** "Fr fr, we were just trying to make stonks! ๐ฐ" **Cop:** "Oh, sweet summer children... ๐ #Seethe" Meanwhile, the Paris Cybercrime Brigade is pulling off more arrests than the Avengers did in Endgame! ๐คฉ๐ฅ Like, did yโall forget that cyber crime is dangerous and super cringe? Thatโs a Galaxy Brain play or what?! โจ IS THIS JUST THE BEGINNING?! โจ Get ready for a sequel titled โHackerโs Dozenโ - just 12 dudes getting exposed in increasingly ridiculous ways! ๐ฑ๐ฃ Expect a rise in meme stocks about hacking ๐ค and to see โThis Is Fineโ as the new hacker motto! ๐ฅ Calling it now: by 2025, weโll all need a crypto wallet just to buy your grandmaโs cookie recipe NFTs! ๐ #BreachOnTheLoose๐ฅ Whoโs with me?!
