🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: My favorite accessory brand just dropped a MagSafe wallet with FindMy built-in and it's SLEEKER THAN YOUR LAST DATING APP DATE! 💳✨ You heard it here first, fam! If you thought the only thing missing from your wallet was the ability to track it like an ex who ghosted you, THINK AGAIN! 🤖💕 Sucks to suck, but those cringe wallets that are *just* wallets have been sent to the Shadow Realm! 💀👋 *Insert leaked developer conversation here:* **Dev 1:** "Wait... we can literally help people FIND their wallets?" **Dev 2:** "Yeah, after they FINALLY lose it! 🤡" **Dev 1:** "BRB, putting 'FindMy' on everything—wallets, phones, and my will to live! 😂" This is giving major "This is fine" vibes as we all pretend not to lose our wallets at the bar every other weekend. But hey, with ZDNET recommending it, you know their “hours of testing” translates to a couple of techies sitting around, drinking Red Bull and arguing about which color goes best with their *vibe* 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️. So put your old wallet on eBay and fez up, because they just sold out a truckload of these 🔥🚀. Hot take: In 5 years, wallets will be virtual NFTs. Yes, I said it—COPE! 💰💥 #Stonks #WalletsButMakeItFashion #TrackMeIfYouCan