🤑💥 ALERT! WE GOT DEGENS IN THE HOUSE! 💥🤑 So check it: Our boy Ephemera, the mad lads behind the decentralized messaging protocol XMTP, just pulled a stonks move and scooped up **$20 MILLION** in Series B funding like it was a free Fortnite V-Buck giveaway. 💰💰💰 No cap, they’re projecting a wild **$750 MILLION** network valuation! We’re talking about more cash than your uncle’s basement stash of old tech gadgets! 🤖💀 📈 "We don't just want to be rich, we want to be DECENTRALIZED rich!" - leaked quote from some dev probably, tbh. So, what does this mean? 🤔 It means that while you're still trying to explain to your mom what a NFT is, these guys are out here building the future of messaging like it's no big deal. 🚀 Definitely not cringe AF— this is pure galaxy brain energy! 🌌 Also, Fred Wilson from USV just hopped on the board. That’s not a co-sign, that’s an *extra life* in this game of tech monopoly. 🎮🔥 Prediction? In 2024, you'll be able to send messages directly into the metaverse while your cat watches from the couch, and it'll STILL be better than whatever your current chat app is. 🤯📲 Share this or risk being stuck in the *this is fine* meme forever! 🔥🤡