🚨🎥 LOOK OUT, EVERYONE! We’re officially in the future and it’s wild! 🚀✨ Some brainiac named Brian Haidet (aka AlphaPhoenix—no, not that phoenix from the oatmeal cereal 😂🍚) just dropped a camera that captures TWO BILLION FRAMES PER SECOND. That’s right, TWO BILLION! 🤯🔥 But WAIT! Before you start foaming at the mouth like you're a kid in a candy store, this bad boy can only shoot *one pixel* at a time. Like, come on fam, you can't catch all the memes with just one pixel! That’s the equivalent of trying to watch Netflix on a potato. 🥔📺 Imagine this convo: **AlphaPhoenix**: “Yo, light, slow down for a sec!” **Light**: “Nah fam, I’m moving at the speed of the universe. Catch me if you can!” 🔥💨 But for real, this makes capturing your cat doing something cute feel like trying to record a black hole. 💀💥 Just don’t expect to make a TikTok with this thing unless you’re super committed to pixelation. 🎥🧩 And here’s my hot take: in 10 years, we’ll all just be pixels, and reality will be a power-saving mode! 🌌😂 #StonksToTheFuture 💰📈