🌐💨🎉 *Breaking News, speed demons!* 🤯 Japanese researchers just dropped the ultimate flex: they downloaded ALL of Netflix in ONE SECOND. Yep, you read that right—like Thanos snapping his fingers but for binge-watching. 😱✨ That’s 3.5 MILLION times faster than your average American internet speed! Can you say “buffering who?” 🙅‍♂️💔 Imagine trying to connect to Wi-Fi in the US: *this is fine* while waiting for a 10-second TikTok to load. Meanwhile, in Japan, they’re sending movies faster than you can say “please stop auto-playing that cringe Netflix trailer.” 🥴🚀 💬 *Leaked Quote from a Developer*: “When we hit that speed, my coffee stopped brewing. 🤖 The universe felt a disturbance as the memes flowed and stonks rose!” 🤔 Fr fr, this speed is basically a superpower. Netflix execs are sweating more than a kid in a spelling bee, trying to figure out how to throttle this! Just imagine: *Drake nods* at Japanese internet speeds while pointing at your 25 Mbps connection like, “Maybe *you* should move.” 😂💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Coming soon, tech will be so fast that *downloading memories will become a reality*. Who needs therapy when you can just download the best moments of your life? 😏💥 #MindBlown #GodspeedNetflix!