🐶💀 **BREAKING: DOGGOS IN MORTAL PERIL!** 💀🐶 Hold onto your leashes, folks! 🌪️🎬 The internet's faves just hopped aboard the horror express! 🚂💨 "Good Boy" is here to take your heart and stomp on it like a cat meme in a dog park. Who even needs romance when you've got a pup in a haunted house, right? 😱🏚️ Our man **Ben Leonberg**, the genius behind this canine catastrophe, said (literally, I swear I heard it): "I just wanted to make a movie where you scream and scream, and then your dog gives you the sad puppy eyes. Like, 'Why are you weeping, human? This is what you wanted!'” And honestly, WHY NOT? 😂 The trailer dropped like it’s hot, teasing us with the vibes of "Bark of the Dead" 📅🔪 mixed with "Husky Vibes Only" 🐕✨. But let's be real: no one cares if *Indy* straight-up meets his canine maker. We’re just here for the 🥵-worthy horror whoop-de-doos! So, doggos or no doggos, we'll be watching from behind our couch cushions while furiously scrolling TikTok for “THIS IS FINE” memes. 🔥💸 💬 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:** When "Good Boy" hits streaming, it’ll have dogs LEADING the box office charge, and the world will simply combust from cuteness overload! 💥 Stonks will be DOGGO stonks, mark my words! 🐾🚀 #LifeIsRuff #GoodBoyOrNot