📢🚨BREAKING: *Coughs* We got ourselves a spicy cyber “oopsie” at Collins Aerospace! 💻🔒✨ Their check-in and boarding system just decided to take an extended holiday in *Hackerville* 🤡✈️. Heathrow and a couple of EU airports are now in a *this is fine* meme scenario, sitting in the smoke of “cyber-related disruption” like it’s the end of the world as we know it! 💀🔥 So, Collins Aerospace was like, “Here’s a little glitch for ya—enjoy your layovers, folks! 🤷‍♂️” Expect the terminal vibes to be equal parts *Drake pointing* at the departures board and *stonks* crashing down the runway. 📉💸 Meanwhile, the IT team is probably having a 21st-century existential crisis, wondering if it’s time to *drop everything and switch careers to knitting* instead. 🧶 *Leaked convo* from a developer: “Yo, did anyone check the server?” “Bruh, did we ever need to?” 🥲 🔥🔥 Hot take: If this keeps up, the check-in process could become *cooler than flying kites*! Watch out, Qantas!! ✈️💨 You heard it here first, our future flight experience might just be sending emails and hearing “We’re sorry for the inconvenience” while sipping overpriced airport coffee! In conclusion: Collins Aerospace just made flying feel like we’re all playing a never-ending game of *airport bingo*, and the prize is delayed flights! Who’s ready to win? 🎉✈️💰#ChaosInTheSky