🚀💰 BREAKING: Anthropic’s valuation just hit $183 BILLION and y’all still think your parents will understand how to turn on their smart TVs! 🤡🔥 This ain't no 'Just a Minor Software Update' moment, fam! This is like if you woke up and found out your middle school crush turned into a billionaire overnight! 🌌💸 Word on the street (read: an imaginary leaked Slack convo) is that one developer was like, “I guess making AI smart enough to convince people to invest in it was a solid strategy. No cap.” 🤖💥 Meanwhile, Claude is out here raking in stonks like it’s the TikTok of AI chatbots. 💀📈 Hold up! They grew their revenue from $1 billion to over $5 billion in less than a *year*?! That’s a growth spurt I’d expect from a kid after discovering protein powder. 💀🌱 Talk about hitting that galaxy brain level! 🌌✨ But let’s be real—if they don’t start rolling out Claude-themed plushies soon, are they even trying? 🤔💔 Prediction time: In 5 years, Claude is going to be running for President, and the debates will be held in VR with AI-generated memes! 🌐😂 Buckle up, fam!