🦑💥BRACE YOURSELF, FELLOW TECH-NERDS!💥🦑 Octopus Energy is *literally* doing the cha-cha slide with its new AI baby, Kraken! 💃💖 Yes, you heard it right—these British wizards are taking their energy biz and saying, "F*** this, we're going solo" 🔥🚀. I mean, who knew powering your house could be more dramatic than a season finale of *The Bachelor*?! 🎭💔 Kraken is aiming for a WHOPPING $15B takeover, and honestly, if it doesn’t power my toaster and serve me avocado toast while it’s at it, what’s the point? 🤨🥑 But wait—there’s more! They’re eyeing a public offering soon. But let’s be real: we all know it'll probably go as smoothly as a Windows update 😵‍💫💅. Rumor has it, a developer at Kraken said, “We’re just trying to make the planet less crispy, while also giving tech bros a reason to flex their $15B startup stonks on LinkedIn” 😂📈. So who’s betting Kraken will become the next tech unicorn, or will they end up like Blockbuster trying to pivot during the Netflix era? 🤷‍♂️💀 ***Hot Take: In 2025, Kraken will be running on more voltage than the latest iPhone, while simultaneously causing climate change to be a trending TikTok dance challenge. Y’all better get ready!*** 💀💸