💥🔍🔥BREAKING: Brilliant Labs just dropped the *Halo* smart glasses, and I can already hear the crickets chirping! 🦗👓 #snoozefest 🤡 So, let’s break it down. These new *wayfarers* are basically TikTok's worst nightmare: a hacker's dream, an artist's canvass, and an absolute *fashion NOPE* all rolled into one. Who decided that a bone-conduction speaker and a camera are the must-haves for the next pair of glasses? News flash: NO ONE asked for that! 😂💀 “They weigh just 40 grams, bro,” said every frustrated developer since the dawn of time. 🤖✊ But can they cook breakfast? Can they GET YOU A JOB?! The only thing they’ll score you is a baseless claim at the next social gathering. #Coping #Seething Also, they’re bragging about 14-hour battery life—dope, but can they handle an existential crisis? 🤔💨 Somebody tell these folks that unless *this*AI glass can read my feelings and deliver me a pizza, I'm not interested! 🔥🚀🔥*Hot Take Alert*: In 2025, we’ll all be replacing these with glasses that serve us *virtual soup* while we scroll through our social feeds. MARK MY WORDS! This is the future we deserve! ☠️💰 #Stonks #Based #MemeMagic