🚨BREAKING: Brex Just Got EU'd! 🚨 🎉 Hold the phone, folks! 🛑 Brex just snagged a shiny new license in the EU to dish out credit and debit cards like they’re candy at a parade! 🍬💳 It’s like they opened the gates to the tech Disneyland, but fr fr, who's really excited about another spend management tool? 💸💀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we just wanted to make it rain in Europe. 🇪🇺💵 But now we gotta deal with all this paperwork. 😩 #SendHelp” They’re setting up shop and *claiming* they can help your Spend Management 😂—because if there’s one thing EU folks love, it’s managing their spending. 🙄 Just kidding, that’s like saying Europe is known for their routine. 🙅‍♂️ *GET READY! 🚀* The chart’s about to go full stonks as Brex enters the ring, but will they cope with the cultural differences? 🤔 Money management, but make it “this is fine” meme-level. 🤡🔥 🎤 Hot Take: In 2025, their license will get revoked because they accidentally funded a dairy cow spin-off called "Brewx." Moo! 🐮👾 Share this chaos, fam! 🔥🔥