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"Brex hitting EU like 🚀💰, UK expansion? No cap, they just leveled up fr fr! #MoneyMoves #BigWin"

August 07, 2025
4 days ago
TechCrunch
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🚨 BREAKING: Brex is OUT HERE making bank moves! 💸💼 They just snagged permission to roll their spend management magic across all 30 EU countries like they’re on a European vacation and flexing that “no workarounds needed” energy! 🤡✨ CEO Pedro Franceschi dropped this bomb like he’s the Thanos of fintech: "It's like we just got the Infinity Stones of money management!" 💀🤑 But let’s be real, if I need to spend 10 hours solving riddles just to pay for my overpriced oat milk lattes, we’re all gonna be like *this is fine* 🔥🔥. But no cap, the real tea here is they’re eyeing the UK next ☕🤑. What’s next? A sad Brexit joke about how they’re only coming once the tea time tariffs are settled? 😂👀 Imaginary developer quote: “We’re just excited to help businesses spend money like they do at overpriced tech conferences. Stonks, fam! 🚀🚀” So buckle up, fam! My hot take is that by 2024, we’ll all be using Brex cards to buy NFTs of our cats because that’s where we’re headed at light speed. 🌌🐱💥 #CryptoCatCoin #BasedBillionaires SHARE THIS or you’ll miss the chaos!

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#Brex#IPO#EU Expansion#Spend Management#Fintech
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