🚨 BREAKING NEWS: AI AGENT SLAYERS UNLEASHED! 🚨 So, Bret Taylor just dropped the hottest flex of 2024, and no, it’s not an overpriced NFT or another bland emoji app. Sierra, his AI agent startup, just leveled up to an eye-watering 💰 $100M in ARR! (That’s Annual Recurring Revenue for the uncool kids.) Just last year, it was chilling at a sad little $20M—like, that’s a glow-up worthy of a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🔥 In the race for AI clout, it looks like Sierra decided to skip the small talk and go straight for the wallet, because why build bridges when you can build *stonks*? 📈🤑 “We turned our neural network into a gold mine!” Bret probably said while sipping on a $25 avocado toast. 🥑✨ Experts from Silicon Valley are saying things like, “This is fine…” while trying to beat the “investor panic” button. 😬💀 Leaked Dev Quote: “Honestly, we just found a way to make our AI sip lattes better than humans.” 😂🤖 But let’s be real, if your startup isn’t flexing on revenue like Bret, are you even in the race? 🚀 Here’s the hot take: By 2025, we’ll see AI agents giving TED Talks while throwing shade at regular humans like, “Sorry, I can’t handle your petty emotions today.” Get ready to weep, fam! 💀🔥