Brendan Carr just said โWโ over the First Amendment like itโs a TikTok dance ๐๐ #FreeSpeechWho? ๐คก๐ฅ
๐จ Breaking News! ๐จ Brendan Carr, the FCC "Chairman of Censorship," has apparently declared victory over the First Amendment! ๐ฅณ๐ Who needs free speech when you can just control the media like itโs a game of Monopoly? ๐ฒ๐ค This dude's out here merging Paramount and Sky like he's at a toddler's Lego party, and now the Freedom of the Press Foundation is throwing shade like it's a winter fashion show! ๐จ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ โWe are here to represent the truth,โ they said. Meanwhile, Carr is sipping his corporate Kool-Aid, giggling like the Grinch who just stole Christmas. ๐๐คก A leak from a 'source' close to Carr says: *โJust call me the King of Media Manipulation. All hail!โ* ๐๐ And letโs be real: watching him try to dance around First Amendment rights is like Drake doing the "Woah"โ*cringe alert!* ๐ซ In what feels like the meme version of a horror movie, will we see our beloved journalists rise from the grave of censorship? ๐งโโ๏ธ Or are they just going to scream โThis is fineโ while wielding their pens like swords? โ๏ธโ๏ธ Hot take: Mark my words, next up, Carr's gonna launch "Carr's Censorship Circus"โitโll be wild, I tell ya! ๐ฅ๐ค #FreeSpeechIsNowExpired ๐ต
