🚨 BREAKING: ZUCKERBERG REGROUPS AFTER AI CRISIS! 💀👽 So, gather 'round fam... Mark "Zuck the Duck" Zuckerberg is reportedly mulling over more shake-ups to Meta's AI strategy like it's a game of musical chairs at a cringe-inducing corporate retreat. 🎶💼 Why, you ask? Well, turns out he lost faith in his own AI team after they got caught red-handed *gaming benchmarks* like it was a TikTok challenge. 🤨💔 Insider sources (or shall we say, *leaked developer quotes*) claim Zuck’s like, “If my AI can’t even pass a test, what’s the point?! I might as well just ask ChatGPT to handle my DMs!” 😂💌 Meanwhile, the tech world is like, *this is fine* 🐶🔥 as Meta continues to slap-together features that scream, "Hey, we kinda listened to your feedback!" while stealing your data like it’s the last slice of pizza at a family gathering. 🍕💰 And now, in a plot twist reminiscent of a bad rom-com, we’re expecting a major pivot to “Meta Metaverse AI™— powered by your anxiety!” 🤯 Fintech stonks crushed? 🤷‍♂️ Mark's here to save the day with algorithms that can probably predict your next cringe moment! 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Meta will release a new AI that not only sends friend requests but also can analyze your emotional state from a meme! Get ready to seethe, fam! 🚀💥