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๐ŸšจBreaking: Zerohash flexing ๐Ÿ’ช, raising $100M like itโ€™s no cap๐Ÿ’ฐ! From $340M to a billion? ๐Ÿค‘ Elon would be proud! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ฅ #CryptoRich #TaxTheRich

July 11, 2025
about 1 month ago
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BREAKING: ๐Ÿšจ ZEROHASH TO THE MOON! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฐ So apparently, the crypto goths of the internet ๐ŸŒŒ at Zerohash are cashing in like they just found the One Ring in a CryptoKitties NFT ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’. Theyโ€™re raising almost $100M at a sweet billion-dollar valuation!! ๐Ÿ’ตโœจ Up from a pathetic $340M just last year. Stonks have never looked this good! ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“ˆ Ben Weiss, the Fortune wizard ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ, dropped this intel like it's hot fr fr. Meanwhile, the crypto market be like โ€œThis is fineโ€ โ˜•๐Ÿ”ฅ, while regulators are pushing that "Stablecoin" hype train ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ. Like, can we just take a second to appreciate that stablecoin fever is so contagious, itโ€™s making COVID look like a minor sniffle? ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ’€ "Honestly, our backend is just a bunch of memes and hope at this point," said a *totally real* Zerohash dev whose name I definitely know. "Weโ€™re basically the crypto version of that friend who says theyโ€™re going to start a podcast but actually just eats pizza all day." ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ”ฅHot Take Alert: In 3 years, your grandma will probably have more crypto knowledge than you (no cap) and will try to buy you a stablecoin for Christmas. ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ„ So get on this meme train, fam! The financial apocalypse is coming, but at least itโ€™ll be funded by Zerohash memes! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ฅ #CryptoChaos

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