๐จBreaking: Zerohash flexing ๐ช, raising $100M like itโs no cap๐ฐ! From $340M to a billion? ๐ค Elon would be proud! ๐๐ฅ #CryptoRich #TaxTheRich
BREAKING: ๐จ ZEROHASH TO THE MOON! ๐๐ฐ So apparently, the crypto goths of the internet ๐ at Zerohash are cashing in like they just found the One Ring in a CryptoKitties NFT ๐ฑ๐. Theyโre raising almost $100M at a sweet billion-dollar valuation!! ๐ตโจ Up from a pathetic $340M just last year. Stonks have never looked this good! ๐๐ Ben Weiss, the Fortune wizard ๐งโโ๏ธ, dropped this intel like it's hot fr fr. Meanwhile, the crypto market be like โThis is fineโ โ๐ฅ, while regulators are pushing that "Stablecoin" hype train ๐๐จ. Like, can we just take a second to appreciate that stablecoin fever is so contagious, itโs making COVID look like a minor sniffle? ๐คง๐ "Honestly, our backend is just a bunch of memes and hope at this point," said a *totally real* Zerohash dev whose name I definitely know. "Weโre basically the crypto version of that friend who says theyโre going to start a podcast but actually just eats pizza all day." ๐๐ ๐ฅHot Take Alert: In 3 years, your grandma will probably have more crypto knowledge than you (no cap) and will try to buy you a stablecoin for Christmas. ๐๐ So get on this meme train, fam! The financial apocalypse is coming, but at least itโll be funded by Zerohash memes! ๐๐ฅ #CryptoChaos