🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: YouTube is doing the corporate equivalent of a high school social hierarchy shuffle. Listen up, fam! 🏢✨ CEO Neal Mohan is bringing the big wigs together like they’re the Avengers of the digital age (or like they just got kicked out of the party and are seeing who can grab the last slice of pizza 🍕). Word on the street is THREE product teams are reporting to Neal now! Why? Because apparently “you’re hired” turned into “you’re fired” but like, OPT-IN?! YouTube just dropped a ‘voluntary exit program’ like it’s a hot mixtape 🎤🔥. The only thing voluntary here is your ability to cope while getting yeeted out the door. 🤡😵‍💫 💬 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We’re calling it the next frontier… because the last one was just a wasteland of cat videos and TikTok dances. #BillionDollarBurnout” 💀💰 Meanwhile, YouTube’s internal memo is raising eyebrows like it's trying to be the next meme sensation. 😳 Imagine being told you’re ‘invited’ to leave—no cap, the cringe levels are OFF THE CHARTS. 🔥**Hot take**: YouTube is about to become the next reality show: *Survivor: The Algorithm Edition*! Who will be the last content creator standing? Spoiler: It won’t be the ones who bend the knee to the new overlords. 🚀💀🚀 Share this chaotic drama with your crew before they can hit you with the ol' "this is fine" meme! 😂🔥📉