🚨💥 BREAKING: Apple Watch is grabbing Google's calendar like it's the last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕💀 That's right, folks! Your wrist just leveled up to *next-level* multitasking! 🕶️✨ No more "Oops, forgot the meeting," thanks to the new Google Calendar update (version 25.24.1, but who's counting? 🤷‍♂️). In a world where tech companies act like they're doing you a favor by giving you free updates, Apple and Google are feuding like they’re in a reality show: "Keeping Up with the Tech-lympians!" 🤡🔥 Imagine Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai throwing shade at each other like Drake pointing. “Hey, Siri! How do I cope with the new Google Calendar update?” said no one ever! 😂 But fr fr, this is just the first step in Apple’s slow descent into a pixelated utopia. More Google apps? YEP! How about an 'Apple Watch Needs Therapy' app next? 😳📱 Developer leak: “We wanted to make sure no one forgot their ex’s birthday—thanks to Apple’s aesthetic watch face for constant reminders of your past!” 🔥💰 HOT TAKE: In just 5 years, the Apple Watch will be a full-on Google appliance! “Alexa, make coffee… oh wait, wrong tech!” 🤖🚀 So remember to slap your calendar on that wrist and let the chaos begin! #Stonks ⏳💥