🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT 🚨: Y’all remember when tech news was more exciting than watching paint dry? Well, hold onto your keyboards because **Yann LeCun is NOT leaving Meta**! 🤡 That’s right, the AI Wizard of Meta is back to sprinkle those algorithmic fairies over Facebook’s existential crisis. 🎉👾 🔥 In a shocking twist reminiscent of *This Is Fine* 🐶🔥, our boy Yann will be stacking hands with Alexandr Wang (who may or may not be a real-life AI overlord 🤖🦾). *Meme Team Assemble!* Sounds like a plot twist right out of a poorly written sci-fi novela, and I’m here for every second of it. Kurt Wagner (ever the drama queen) spilled the tea ☕️ over at Bloomberg, saying Meta just added another puzzle piece in their never-ending game of 'who can keep this sinking ship afloat.' 🚢💰 And wait, there's more! They just elevated Shengjia Zhao from the OpenAI playground to chief scientist! Because why not recruit from the folks who make you question reality? 🙃 🧠✨💥 Developer Quote Leak: “Honestly, I thought we were hiring a new chef, turns out I’m just here to serve Zuck's dreams,” said a mysterious *third scientist* lurking near the coffee machine. 😅 Hot Take 🔥: At this rate, by 2025, Meta will turn into an AI-run theme park where the rides are powered by Facebook’s ridiculous data mining! 🎢🚀 Stonks will either skyrocket or burn in the wildfires of cringe, no cap! Get your “I LUV AI” t-shirts ready, it’s about to get WILD! 🌪️💀