🚨👀BREAKING: AI Brainiac 🚀💥 LeCun bounces from Meta like it’s a bad Tinder date! 😱💔 According to our totally credible sources (aka my neighbor's dog 🐶), the Turing Award-winning genius is ready to leave Zuck’s dystopian wonderland and start his own *super serious* startup fueled by dreams and rage-quits. Why is he leaving? 🤔 Simple! Zuck is busy attempting to be the overlord of **superintelligence** 🧠👑—you know, casually working on the digital version of Skynet while the rest of us are trying to remember our passwords. 📅🧑‍💻 LeCun's in talks to raise funds, which is basically code for "I'm about to break the bank IRL." 💰💸 Because why just be a genius at Meta when you can gamble your brainchild in the wild wild west of startups? 🤡✨ "Honestly, I just couldn't take another day watching Facebook's algorithm recommend long-lost high school friends and cat videos on loop," LeCun might have said while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕🔥 So, my meme-loving comrades, prepare for the next TikTok of you telling your grandkids about how **Yann LeCun** basically exited Meta like, "I’m gonna APP_END this madness, thanks!" 🤖💔 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: LeCun's new startup will either be the next Google or a flop so huge, even the meme lords can’t save it. STAY TUNED! 😹💔💀 #Stonks #Based