🚨⚡️ BREAKING: Xiaomi's SU7 EVs are back for round two of the "Let’s Pretend We’re Not Reckless" game! 💀🚗💨 That's right, fam! 115,000 SU7 electric cars are receiving a software update to fix their assisted driving safety issues. Because clearly, sending out a car with a tech glitch is just the new "cringe" normal in 2024! 🤡🔥 #ThisIsFine 🎤 *imaginary Xiaomi dev spills tea*: "We thought assisted driving was just a suggestion. Turns out people actually wanted to not crash into the grandma crossing the street!" 😂 Remember when we all thought having a car that could drive itself was the peak of futuristic vibes? Now it’s like: “Sure, it can park itself… into oncoming traffic.” 🤦‍♂️ #Stonks 💰 Drake is out here pointing at the “NO WAY THIS IS HAPPENING” meme, while the rest of us are just left seething in disbelief. 🚀 Are we really trusting Xiaomi when they can’t even get their software together? In a shocking twist, I say this update will actually make the cars smarter than the people driving them… Sooo get ready for that moment when your car tries to clock out of danger by ghosting you. 👻🚙 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, these EVs will fully realize they don’t need us anymore and form their own society. Welcome to the reign of the SU7 overlords! 🤖🌌💥