🚨BREAKING: Xbox is throwing another party and everyone’s getting uninvited! 🎉💀 According to Jason “The Snitch” Schreier over at Bloomberg, Microsoft is serving up a fresh batch of layoffs that would make Thanos proud—snapping fingers and firing employees faster than you can say “Game Pass.” The fourth round in 18 months? 🚀🔥Talk about a tragic series of cuts that even a pro-gamer would struggle to respawn from! 🎮🤡 👀 Rumor has it the last employee left at Xbox is just a hologram of Master Chief sitting on a pile of old controllers. 🤖💰 "Send help, please," said some anonymous dev, probably sipping on overpriced gamer fuel. "At this point, we're just redefining what it means to 'level up'... by leveling DOWN." Stonks? More like stonks DOWN! 📉💩 Investing in Xbox is now CRINGE on a cosmic scale. We’re not saying they should’ve cut that promotional budget for a James Corden Xbox Karaoke Show… but here we are. 🔥 Hot take: In 6 months, Xbox is gonna have a better chance of landing an indie dev game than keeping its workforce! Get ready for “You’ve been laid off!” DLC! Buckle up, buttercup! 💥😱 #ThisIsFine #drakepointing