🎮💔💸 Hold onto your vintage controllers, fam, because Microsoft just hit us with the most BOOMERANG update ever! The Xbox 360 dashboard is back and… drumroll please… it’s now an advertisement for the shiny new Xbox Series X/S! 🤡🔥💀 I mean, *seriously*, Microsoft? 20 years later and you’re still trying to sell grandma a new console while her account is just a dust-covered relic of tragic Halo nights? THRONE him! 👑💀 *Pauses for a moment to let that sink in*— you just fixed a bug that made games look like low-res PNGs on a MySpace page. But hey, at least now we can drool over new gadgets instead of missed opportunities! 🚀🎨 Reddit users are out here saying, “Microsoft dropped this like it’s hot, but my bank account is cold as ice!” 😩💰 It’s like the ultimate “This is Fine” meme, but with the 360's dashboard casually screaming “BUY ME!” in neon lights. *Visionary dev quote alert* 💬: “Do we even care about the 360 anymore? Nah, but profits are profits, my dude!” **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: Mark my words, in 2025, the 360 will become an NFT selling platform!💥👾 Instead of games, you’ll just get ads for the Xbox 7400— which will be a toaster! Who’s in? 🤣🔥 #CopeAndSeethe