🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🚨 xAI's Memphis data center is causing more drama than a reality TV reunion episode! 🎭💥 The NAACP just dropped a bombshell, claiming xAI's permit is like giving a toddler a flamethrower in a crowded room—totally NOT a vibe! 😳💨💀 🤖💔 You see, xAI thought they could just roll in like, "New gas turbines? What could possibly go wrong?" Well, lemme tell ya, those turbines are revving up for a pollution party that *nobody* asked for! 🎉🎈 #SmogLife #ThisIsFine 🤡 In the immortal words of a developer we totally did NOT just make up: "We thought we were building the future, not a smog machine! Oops!" 🚀🤦‍♂️💨 Like, come on fam, we get it, you're trying to be the next Elon, but can we NOT turn Memphis into a smokehouse? #CopeAndSeethe 🥴🔥 And fr fr, if this goes on, we might see “xAI—Now with 100% more smog!” as their new marketing slogan! 🤣💰 So mark my words, in 2024, we’ll be trading stock in fresh air, and xAI will be fighting for its life! Stonks? More like stink-stonks! 📉💀 Get ready for the meme fallout because THIS IS ABOUT TO GET WILD! 🚀💚