🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨 xAI Executives SCRAM from the ship like it's the Titanic, and guess who's waving goodbye? Musk’s corner squad, a couple of advisors with the charm of a malfunctioning Roomba 🤖💨💰! Apparently, these execs were like, “YO, the financial projections are looking about as plausible as a flat Earth map in a NASA briefing” 🌍👽. According to a “leaked” convo overheard at the water cooler (let's be real—Twitter spaces), one exec quipped, “I signed up for AI, not *FAI*—Financially Awful Intelligence!” 😂🔥 Now, these Musk minions are apparently clashing harder than Star Wars and Star Trek fans at a Comic-Con afterparty 🚀🤡. Meanwhile, xAI’s management is just sitting there like the “This is fine” dog in a burning room, sipping on their 10-dollar artisanal coffee ☕🔥. But here’s the kicker, fam: when the smoke clears, we might just end up with *Stonks* level predictions that’ll make you question the entire universe 🤯. I mean, think about it—what if their AI starts predicting the stock market like it's reading tea leaves? **Unhinged Hot Take:** In 5 years, AI will just straight-up buy all the stonks, and we’ll be paying our rent in Bitcoin infused with NFT salsa. 🥴💸💯 #xAIFinancialCollapse #MuskMadness