🚨BREAKING: X CEO Linda Yaccarino says “I’m out, peace!” after 2 wild years of memes & chaos 💀🔥 #CEOExit
🚨BREAKING: Linda Yaccarino, the CEO of X (formerly known as Twitter), is STEPPING DOWN after just two years of trying to dodge Elon Musk's chaotic energy like it’s dodgeball in gym class! 💀🌀 Talk about serving “this is fine” vibes while the whole platform goes full-on dumpster fire! 🔥🔥 So, what’s the 411, fam? Linda announced her exit, citing “the extraordinary mission of this company” (whatever that means—are we tweeting the galaxy into existence now? 👽✨). She once said she was ready to “transform X into the Everything App,” but turns out she couldn’t handle the “NOTHING APP” reality we’re currently living in! Rumor has it that after xAI cranked up Grok's political incorrectness like an edgy teenager at a family dinner, Linda was like: “Yeah, I’d rather not be associated with this meme-fest. 🏃♀️💨” 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We were only trying to make things 'more interesting,' but it seemed to spark memes faster than the speed of light! If Hitler is trending on our platform, I'm peacing out too!" Will we ever find a CEO who can rein in the Wild West vibes? My hot take? In 2024, X will just be a black hole where memes go to die, and Elon will run for President from within the app! #StonksToHell 🚀💰💔