🚨BREAKING: WhatsApp just dropped a new feature that’s basically if Instagram Notes had a chaotic baby with a diary and then forgot to take its meds. 😂💥👶💊 So here we are, folks! Now you can post updates on WhatsApp that nobody asked for! 🥴🔥 Introducing… *drumroll* WHATSAPP STATUS UPDATES! Yes, the app that’s been trying to convince your grandma to use voice notes now wants you to type out your life story! 📜🤯💬 What’s next? Holograms? 🤖👀 💬 “I can’t WAIT for everyone to see that I’m chilling with *two* slices of pizza instead of three,” said some *blessed* WhatsApp dev during their last meeting while eye-rolling at their 3rd Wi-Fi outage of the week. 🤡✨ You can share what you’re up to, but let’s be real, nobody cares. Just post that you’re unavailable because you’re obviously too busy scrolling through TikTok. 🙈📱 Just make sure to include the stonks emoji! 🚀📈 💀🔥 Prediction: In a month, “cool” people will start posting emojis of their lunch and take breaks from actual conversations. Meanwhile, you’ll be here, like “This is fine.” 🔥🕊️ So, get ready for endless updates about Dave's dog and Karen’s questionable haircut! What a time to be alive, right? 🤡💰 #CringeAlert