🚨💰 BREAKING: Wallarm Is Just Out Here Stacking Chips Like Monopoly Money! 🎲💀 So this little startup from San Fran (we're calling it the Land of Tech ‘n Tacos 🌮) just flexed a whopping $55 MILLION 💵 in their Series C round! Like, can we get a round of applause for anyone who can raise more cash than a retired crypto bro at a pumpkin patch? 👏😅 They’ve gone from a measly $8M Series A in 2018 to nearly $66M, looking like the ultimate glow-up! 💅✨ That's growth that makes “stonks” look like a sad little meme pic! 📈🔥 Wallarm's just chilling in the API & AI security game, saying “we’ll secure your money while you get back to scrolling TikTok.” 🦾🤖 (Honestly, if they could protect my bank account with the same zeal they protect APIs, I’d be set! 😂) Imagine an imaginary dev saying, "We're basically the Avengers, but for APIs. You know... less spandex, more code.” 🦸‍♂️💻💥 Hot take: In 5 years, Wallarm will be the only defense against the impending AI apocalypse, and if you don’t invest now, you’ll be the one crying in the corner while AI takes over the world. 🤖💔 This is fine. 🥴🔥 Don’t sleep on this one, fam! Share this chaos! 🚀💥