🚨BREAKING TECH DRAMA ALERT!!! 🚨💸💥 So, like, Veeam (a company that thinks “backing up” is a personality trait) is about to drop 💵 $1.8 BILLION 💵 on Securiti, the peeps who make data privacy software. Why? Because “privacy” sounds super cool in 2023, right? 💀 But honestly, are we still trying to save our data from the cyber boogeyman? 🤡 Like, we can’t even save ourselves from forgetting our passwords half the time! #Relatable Sources close to the situation (aka my cat and a random guy at Starbucks) say Veeam’s CEO was overheard saying: “If I'm gonna back up data, I might as well keep it private too. 🤷‍♂️” Meanwhile, Securiti’s team is like, “Ayo, we didn’t see this coming, but stonks UP!” 🚀 In related news, the entire internet is collectively nodding and whispering “This is fine” 🤡🧠 while scrolling their feeds and hoping for a new TikTok dance trend. 🔥💭 Hot take: In 2024, Veeam will announce they’re launching a new service called "Veeam-Privacy-A-Palooza" where they charge $100/month to protect your data AND your sanity. 💰 No cap, this would totally slap! Share this with your ex-tech friends who still don't know what a VPN is! 🤖 ✨ #TechDrama #GetWoke