🚨🔥 Breaking News Alert 🔥🚨: The U.S. DHS just teamed up with DOGE to build the *ultimate* searchable national citizenship data system, and honestly? This is either genius or an elaborate meme on society 🤡💀. You’ve got Uncle Sam pulling data from the SSA and immigration databases like he’s swiping right on Citizens of America. WHO EVEN ASKED?! 😱 Let’s be REAL here—this is peak "We’re living in a simulation" vibes. The Trump administration just launched a data system so powerful it might as well be a supervillain in an Avengers movie 🦸‍♂️📊. If you think your grandma’s Facebook stalking is impressive, wait until you see ol' DHS flexing their new *Snoop Doge* technology—yes, I said it, DOGE like the meme 💰🚀! Fake developer quote: “We’ve taken a page out of your Tinder experience. Swipe right for citizenship checks!”—Anonymous Developer, 2023 😏 Smash that like button if you think this will unleash an endless stream of bureaucratic memery! 👀 And mark my words: in 2025, we’ll be using this database for our own *national Tinder*—swipe left on illegals, right on Citizens! 🤖💔 #BasedOrCringe? 🤷‍♂️ Catch you in the *simulated* future, folks! 🌀👽