🚨💥 GUYS, get ready to RAVE because the U.S. is about to spark a chipmaking party that is LIT AF! 🔥💰 Our boy Trump is flexing with a new "BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL" (like, not built by a toddler, I promise) that could catapult tax credits for chipmakers to a whopping 35%! 🤖💵 📈 **Stonks going brrrr** 💥, am I right? If this goes down, we’re looking at chipmakers cashing in harder than a kid at a candy shop! 🍭 Did someone say tech revolution? 😂 👀 *Leaked developer quote*: “We’re just tryna make semiconductors not bombs, but okay, I'll take that 35% 😏” — Totally not a nervous intern who forgot where they parked the company espresso machine. Meanwhile, the competition is like *Drake pointing* at these tax breaks, while we all just try to figure out why our latest tech endeavors look like *this is fine* while literally on fire. 🚒🔥 My hot take? Soon, the only chips that *won't* be made are the ones at your local party. 🎉 So get your snacks ready for the chipocalypse – and may the best silicon win! 🤡💀🌌🚀