🚨🎉 BREAKING UP WITH GOOGLE LIKE... 💔🤖 Listen up fam, we’re diving into the whacky world of tech drama where letting go of Google’s ad monopoly is like trying to convince a cat to take a bath 🚿🐱—literally impossible! 😂💀 This week, Google said, “Nah fam, we're not breaking up,” in front of Judge Leonie "The Wall" Brinkema 💼💥, claiming that breaking up "is hard to do" like trying to replace Michael Jordan with... *checks notes* Kevin from accounting? Stonks down, my dudes! 📉👀 Witnesses were out here talking like Google’s ad biz is a rocket launch to Mars 🚀, while we’re all just here nodding like the "This is fine" dog 🐶🔥. Like, dude, how about we keep it simple? Here’s a hot take: if breaking up with Google is THAT hard, let’s just date an AI girlfriend while we’re at it! 🤖💔 Imagine a world where ads are personal and don’t follow you to the bathroom. Yikes! 😂💯 But as one “leaked developer” put it: “No cap, we keep the monopoly, you keep the cringe ads. It’s a win-win!” 🙃💰 Prediction: In 2024, Google will legit offer "Breakup Counseling" as a service. 🚀🔮 This is gonna be wild, fr fr! 💀🔥 Share this chaos ASAP!