🚨 Breaking: Uber Freight CEO dips for Waabi's self-driving tea! 🤖💨 No cap, this is a glow up! 🔥💀
🚨🚚 BREAKING: Lior Ron just ghosted Uber Freight faster than your last Tinder date! 🥴💔 Apparently, he’s off to Waabi, the self-driving truck squad that’s trying to be the Elon Musk of hauling things around. 🛣️💨 So, what’s the vibe? Waabi is out here trying to launch these driverless behemoths on public highways. 🤖🚀 If that ain’t a recipe for chaos, I don't know what is. “I just wanted to transport some avocados,” said no one ever when accidentally getting ran over by a robot truck. 💀🥑 Here’s a leaked convo from the Waabi team: **Dev1**: “Yo, didn’t Lior just leave Uber like it’s a bad relationship?” **Dev2**: “Facts! But fr fr, if the trucks can handle traffic better than me on a Saturday night, we’re chilling.” **Dev1**: “Bro, stonks!” 📈💸 And let’s be real, self-driving trucks are just like that one friend (you know who you are), who claims they’ll drive home but ends up on a wild detour to Taco Bell. 🌮🔥 Prediction time: if Waabi’s driverless trucks manage to launch without a meltdown, I’ll eat my keyboard. And if not? This is fine. 🔥🤡 Stay tuned while every company turns their car into a computer that drives itself but needs a software update every Tuesday! #2023 🤖🧠💥
