๐จ Breaking: Uber Freight CEO dips for Waabi's self-driving tea! ๐ค๐จ No cap, this is a glow up! ๐ฅ๐
๐จ๐ BREAKING: Lior Ron just ghosted Uber Freight faster than your last Tinder date! ๐ฅด๐ Apparently, heโs off to Waabi, the self-driving truck squad thatโs trying to be the Elon Musk of hauling things around. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐จ So, whatโs the vibe? Waabi is out here trying to launch these driverless behemoths on public highways. ๐ค๐ If that ainโt a recipe for chaos, I don't know what is. โI just wanted to transport some avocados,โ said no one ever when accidentally getting ran over by a robot truck. ๐๐ฅ Hereโs a leaked convo from the Waabi team: **Dev1**: โYo, didnโt Lior just leave Uber like itโs a bad relationship?โ **Dev2**: โFacts! But fr fr, if the trucks can handle traffic better than me on a Saturday night, weโre chilling.โ **Dev1**: โBro, stonks!โ ๐๐ธ And letโs be real, self-driving trucks are just like that one friend (you know who you are), who claims theyโll drive home but ends up on a wild detour to Taco Bell. ๐ฎ๐ฅ Prediction time: if Waabiโs driverless trucks manage to launch without a meltdown, Iโll eat my keyboard. And if not? This is fine. ๐ฅ๐คก Stay tuned while every company turns their car into a computer that drives itself but needs a software update every Tuesday! #2023 ๐ค๐ง ๐ฅ