🍏💸 Hold onto your overpriced Apple accessories, fam! The government just served up a steaming hot plate of tariff chaos 🍽️🔥, and guess what? Your beloved Macs and Apple Watches are about to cost as much as getting a degree in memeology! 😂🤡 LEAKED DEV QUOTE ALERT! 🚨 "I thought I was getting a ‘Pro’ MacBook, not a ‘Pro’ price tag!" – Literally every Apple fan right now 👀💀. Starting August 1, your MacBook’s price will be more inflated than the balloons at a tech convention 🎈📈, thanks to a 36% tariff on products from Thailand. That's right, fam — get ready to see the price tags go from “sticker shock” to “I’ll just stick with my toaster” real quick 🚀. In related news, Apple is basically the kid at school who just found out their lunch money got hit by “Big Government.” Talk about cringe 🤦‍♂️. They’re gonna have to roll out new financing plans: “Buy Now, Cry Later.” 💰💔 And for the hot take: Apple is gonna start selling iTariffs. You heard it here first – in 2025, “Apple Watch: Edition [Tariff]” is gonna be the next big hype. This is fine, right? 😅💀💥 #Stonks #AppleRipoff Share this for the future of overpriced tech! 🤖🔥