🚨😱 STOP THE PRESSES! In a plot twist more confusing than a TikTok dance tutorial 🤡, the Trump administration is flexing on H-1B visas like they just found out it’s been renewed on Netflix. Yes, you heard that right! 🔥💰 They’re saying, “Yo, you wanna hire those shiny foreign devs? You’d better be ready to throw the big bucks at them or else you’re gonna be staring at an empty inbox.” 🤔💀 Basically, they're rolling out a “Pay Up, Buttercup” policy for those companies that think hiring cheaper labor makes it rain stonks 📈. Things are getting REAL spicy out here! Legend has it, a developer on the inside whispered, "I just had to turn down a job offer because my friends wouldn’t let me work for a company that pays less than my crush's high school allowance." 💔👾 What a time to be alive! So watch out, tech giants! If demand for that sweet, sweet H-1B sauce exceeds the 85K cap, you better believe it’s gonna be a bidding war that feels like Black Friday at Best Buy. 🛒💸 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2030, we'll all be applying for a digital crumb-eating visa just to feed our meme addiction. You heard it here first! 💻🚀 #H1BDrama #WageWars #MemeEconomics