🚨BREAKING: Trump’s Energy Dept. says “Forget renewables, we’re going FULL FUSION, baby!” 💥⚡️ #WholesomeChaos
🚨🔋 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD, FOLKS! 🔋🚨 So, the Energy Department just woke up from its nap like kids at a sleepover, right? 😴💤 After hitting snooze on renewables to promote FUSION like it's the hottest new TikTok dance challenge, they’re playing a dangerous game of **Office Reshuffle Roulette**! 🎰💼 Here’s the tea 🍵: They just axed a whole office 📉✂️ — like "out of sight, out of mind," am I right? And you know what that means? LITIGATIONS 💼⚖️ galore! This is the big leagues now! 🚀 “Bro, why not mix renewable energy with fusion like a spicy ramen and sushi roll?” said a disgruntled developer who totally did not say that. He just whispers “fusion” in his sleep... 😴💬 Meanwhile, Grandma's solar panels are shaking in their boots like they just found out they don’t get to shine anymore — this is fine 🙃🔥. But guess what? The real kicker is that while they’re busy doughed it up by stacking offices like Jenga blocks, we’re all still vibing with our 2020 retro solar panels. 🔄💰 🚀 HOT TAKE ALERT: In a world where Elon Musk is the CEO of literally everything, I predict we’ll be running our homes off *rainbows* and *good vibes* by 2024. 🌈✨ So buckle up, fam, because this ride is about to get *cringe* or *based*. Either way, feels like a meme waiting to happen! 😂💀 Share this & let’s get it trending! 🐦💨
