🚨📰 BREAKING: The Trump administration is back on their trade war grind, contemplating a ban on exporting products jacked up with US software to China! 🤡💀 Picture this: your favorite device running on "freedom software" (aka anything made by Uncle Sam) getting stuck in customs while China goes 💩 over rare earth minerals. Talk about a twist! Stonks? More like bonks! 📉🔨 Rumor has it, developers are in the back crying about this, saying stuff like: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Why can’t we just send them ‘Hello World’ and call it a day?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “This is fine” (while sipping on iced coffee like it’s a Brownie/cookie combo after a coder’s all-nighter). Drake would be like, “Export this, not that,” pointing in every direction— 🚫🌍 But honestly? This feels like the world’s most chaotic game of tug-of-war, with China holding the rare earths, and USA flexing its software muscles like it's on a TikTok dance battle. 💃🕺 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: In 2024, we’ll see the US hosting “Whack-a-Mole” tournaments where coders try to whack questionable global trade deals before they pop up! 🤪🚀 What a time to be alive! #TradeWars #ChaosRising