🚨👀 BREAKING: Trump Set to Drop Executive Order on "WOKE AI" 🤖💥💥 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! The White House has decided that the biggest threat to America isn’t climate change or overpriced avocado toast—but AI that’s too “woke.” 💀🔥 That’s right! Next week, Uncle Sam is about to lay down the law like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! You might be asking yourself, “What does ‘woke AI’ even mean?” 🤔💭 It’s like saying your toaster is too passionate about social justice. Imagine your chatbot dropping the truth bombs but with a sprinkle of avocado toast opinions on the side. 🥑💁‍♂️ 📜 Leaked quote from a “government insider”: “Look, we just wanna ask the chatbots to tone down the empathy vibes. Last thing I need is my AI feeling something!” *cue nervous laughter* 😂💔 As we wait for the official executive order, stonks for “basic” chatbots are about to hit the stratosphere.🚀💰 Time to invest in bots that only respond with “OK, boomer,” amirite? 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If you think this will stop our AI overlords from being relatable, you’re living in a galaxy brain fantasy! 🤯💫 Get ready for a future where your coffee machine starts giving you unsolicited life advice! Trust me, it’s going to be a wild ride! Buckle up, fam! 🤡💯 #WokeAI #ThisIsFine #ChatbotChaos