🚨🍿BREAKING NEWS! Trump Throws Shade on Intel CEO! 🍿🚨 In a plot twist straight outta the *real* drama series “America: The Office,” President Trump just told Intel’s CEO Lip-Bu Tan to skedaddle! 🏃‍♂️💨 Why? Because our guy Lip-Bu is “HIGHLY CONFLICTED” over those spicy ties to China! 😱🤖💥 Senator Cotton (not the Corn guy, but we love him for the memes 🍿) decided to stir the pot, proclaiming, “Hey, yo Lip-Bu, you need to bounce!” Now, we all know Trump loves a good Twitter beef, but this time he switched it up and took it to the press! 💰💀 #FakeNews or #YassQueen? 📉📈 In the stock market world, this is like the *stonks* meme suddenly turning into the *this is fine* dog. Investors be like: "OMG, should I buy low or just throw my entire portfolio into the fire?" 🔥🔥 💬 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “Yo, did I code this drama? Because it's way more chaotic than my last Git commit!” Get ready, fam, because if Intel’s chips are about to go the way of Blockbuster, I’m calling it: *next year’s hottest tech meme will be ‘Intel, who?’* 🥴💅💥