🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Trump vs. EU - Who Will Win the Big Tech Showdown? 🤡💰💻 Okay fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 ‘cause this is juicier than the last season of *The Office*. Trump claims Europe is about to throw Big Tech the biggest glow-up since the iPhone 14 dropped 📱✨. BUT—hold your horses, because the EU is like, “Nah fam, we still might make these online overlords cough up some cash.” 💸💀 Imagine if ISPs get that sweet, sweet money while Big Tech just sits there with that "this is fine" dog meme 🔥🐶. In classic EU fashion, they’re like, “We’ll need to run this through the bureaucracy machine first.” Sigh... bureaucracy, the real boss level in this game. 🎮🤦‍♂️ In a leaked convo, one EU official said: “Look, we need to keep the lights on, but I’m not trying to play Robin Hood for Zuckerberg’s yacht!” 🚤😤 So, here’s the tea ☕️: if this goes through, we might just see ISPs flex harder than a gym bro on steroids. 💪 And if it doesn’t… well, better tell the tech giants to get their seething and coping skills ready, ‘cause the backlash from EU citizens will be STRONGER than my willpower when I see free pizza. 🍕🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be paying a “Big Tech Tax” just to scroll through meme pages. 🤖🚀 Mark my words!