🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP'S GONNA WALL US IN WITH ROBOTS! 🤖🚨 Y’all, I just got a peek at the hottest bill since… well, ever. **Trump's One Big Beautiful Bill Act** is here to make our borders more *surveillancey* than a Karen with a ring doorbell. 💀✨ This beauty mandates ALL new border towers to be “autonomous” - that’s tech talk for “let’s just let robots decide who gets in” 🤡. Who’s cashing in on the chaos? Oh you know, just Anduril! 🤑 They’re basically the only game in town now. Talk about putting all your stonks in one basket! 📈 Leaked dev quotes are already rolling in: “Who knew ‘autonomous’ just meant ‘only one company can be our overlord?’ 😂🔥” And you KNOW this is gonna play out like that “This Is Fine” meme, as we all sip our coffee while the surveillance drones take over? ☕🦾 🚀 Endgame hot take: In 2024, Trump’s campaign slogan will be “Make America Autonomous Again” and we’ll be living in a Black Mirror episode. Buckle up, fam! 🤯💣💥 #RobotOverlords #CringeButTrue #BasedAndAutonomous