**🚨 CRYPTO CHAOS ALERT: TRUMP JUST SIGNED THE GENIUS ACT! 🤡💰** Boy, oh boy! Buckle up, tech fam! 🚀 The one and only* Donald Trump just threw his flaming orange wig into the crypto ring by signing the GENIUS Act. That's right, folks! We now have a *law* that sounds like it was named after a YouTube comment section! ✌️💀 💰 This law is all about stablecoins—basically collecting shiny digital coins tied to real money. It’s like the government saying, “You can have your cake (crypto) but here are the calories (regulations)!” 😤 *Drake’s "hotline bling" face* when they heard “money laundering prevention”. 😂 Some leaked comments from a *totally real* tech insider: "If Trump can make crypto legal, imagine what he could do with TikTok!" Like, is he about to start a TikTok dance challenge to promote stablecoins? 💃🕺 But hold up—did anybody else notice how he roasted the Biden admin harder than my last Tinder date? "A vicious group trying to crush your industry." No cap, that’s a high-key roast! 🔥 In conclusion: Expect future presidential debates to be held in the metaverse with Bitcoin rewards. I’m talking NFTs of the candidates’ faces. My hot take? Nearly every politician will be wearing diamond-studded crypto chains in 2024. *Stonks going up!!* 📈🤑 So guys, grab your popcorn, this law is about to turn into a meme goldmine! 😂✨💸